December 2009
“I am fine, my feelings are mad.”
– Homer Simpson (via tattoosandcupcakes) (via stillheresmiling) (via sexuallyhookedup)
considering my butt hurts from how long i’ve been sitting at this computer, i think it’s time to get up and go to bed.
people of walmart →
click it.
i'm still alive but i'm barely breathing. just...
i wish i would’ve heard this song five months ago.
you are the only person who still makes me jealous with him. because i’m constantly shown that he lied to me. for a year and a half, he lied to me. he acted like you were barely even friends. he said he never called you. he said he never texted you. he said he never hung out with you. he acted like you were no one. he lied about your friendship, which is why i can never fully believe one way...
“now i’m speechless, over the edge, i’m just breathless, i never...”
– jonas brothers
“a toast to those who wish us well, and all the rest can go to hell.”
– papa leon, my grandpa
three days without you, and i already feel so lonely.
“glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.”
– demetri martin
“by the way, if you want to sound like a creep, just add the word...”
– demetri martin
“cottonballs is an example of something i would buy, but would not want to have...”
– demetri martin
“i don’t like thank you cards. ‘cause it’s like, ‘thank...”
– demetri martin
Its my birthday today!
destenyb:
and for some reason a lot of people think I’m turing 17. I’m such a letdown. haha
it’s my daddy’s birthday too. happy birthday! :D
“To tell you the truth I don’t have much to offer. But I’ll still give you...”
– (via poeticheartache) (via sealedletterbox) (via sexuallyhookedup)
my little sister woke up this morning with bumps all over her body. she has the chicken pox. :(
“I just had a milkshake; my yard is still empty.”
– (via unamazing)
“You can send an email to Matt [at]UnAmazing.com if you’d like to say hi, or not. No one is forcing you. Fine, forget it, I didn’t want you to say hi anyway. Aww, I can’t stay mad at you. Hi.”
that just made me smile really big. (via unamazing)
i'm just going to throw it out there,
that tumblr is going crazy. for real. just sayin’.
i’m finally no longer in a car. we got to north carolina around four this afternoon. it’s so nice. their house is so beautiful. i love my uncle and zeth. zeth and tamara are downstairs making dinner and it smells so delicious. tomorrow, we’re just hanging out here. wednesday, heading to another part of north carolina to visit other family. thursday, dinner family reunion at pat...
the worst thing about being sick is that i can’t sing. :(
irgee:
“You are grabbing me in slowly, slowly and soon I will be taken in and I would have a change of heart, because you. Luring me couldn’t sound any better than it did before. We are like-minded. I swear we are.”
“I think I think too much. I worry over things that have yet to come, wasting...”
– (via poeticheartache) (via bananavan) (via cupidshotme) (via sexuallyhookedup)
How ridiculously true.
skirtsandcigarettes:
Re-blog & bold which month you are :)
JANUARY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people’s flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly...
“superbad girls giving me mclovin, you would think i ran the world like...”
– kanye west
“you make me smile like the sun, fall out of bed, sing like bird, dizzy in my...”
– uncle kracker
“everything’s pocket-sized if your ass is big enough.”
– demetri martin
“i think employee of the month is a good example of when a person can be a winner...”
– demetri martin
a drunk driver is very dangerous, everybody knows...
drunk back-seat driver: dude, make a left.
driver: those are trees.
drunk back-seat driver: trust me.